What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot?

Cinnamon twist

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

jahbless

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.