What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

What do you call a fishermans newborn?

Fresh bait

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!