What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.