What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

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Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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What do you call a fishermans newborn?

Fresh bait

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.