How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.