How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.