How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.