What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.