What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!