What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.