What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Why did the blind couple get divorced?

They couldn't see eye to eye