What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

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How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Who is jay?

and why are they always mocking him

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What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams?

Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

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What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.