What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

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Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

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What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What's a bartender's favorite book?

Tequilla mocking bird.

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What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

What does a cyborg order at a diner?

A Cyborger