What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What do you call an Irish phone technician who's always calling in sick?

Crock o'Dial.