What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

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What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

What do you call an Irish bodyguard?

Liam Malone.