What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture