What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.