Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

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What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Docktor Jokes More Docktor Jokes

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!