Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Previous Random Joke Next

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Docktor Jokes More Docktor Jokes

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.