What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.