Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.