How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Tiny House Jokes More Tiny House Jokes

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.