What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.