What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.