Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

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What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

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Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.