How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

Harry Jokes More Harry Jokes

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.