What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)