What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.