Midget Fortune Teller Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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Everything there is recycled, including this post.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

Small Medium Large Jokes More Small Medium Large Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you call a midget psychic that escaped from jail?

A Small Medium at Large

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.