Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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How does french cheese expire?

From age

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!