Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

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Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!