What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.

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What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off