A paraplegic
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Roll-aids.
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Meals on wheels
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
A parabola.
Inert gas.
They never carry their own weight.
They're both only three fifths of a person
A Boston Marathon Victim.
Cancer.
What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.
He couldn't
Right where you left him.
Down
A bongoloid.
It ain't hard.
That hit the spots !
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
