What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.