What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!