How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

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How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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What do you call a redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.