Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.
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He "sleighs" them.
Head & Smolders
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.
They love to swim in gold coins.
The Defenestration of Smaug.
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Because they fight knights!
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Drop your catheter bag.
A wiggle wyrm.
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
Hey, how are you *Alduin*
A parsnip.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."
They always have several lairs.
Out of the way. Thanks League smh
Friend:
three, but they're really one
Let's go fishing
I like to be prepared.
There close to the ground.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
None, they enlighten themselves.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Because he didn't have the balls!
Tresemme 21
The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!
Because Y so serious
They're not infallible
So people can read her lips.
It's not like they had to be there...
Getting sleighed.
This one will sleigh you !
