What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!