What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

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Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."