What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Baboon Jokes More Baboon Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

How do small people call each other?

A: On microphones.