What do you call a showoff Texan?

tatious.

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.