Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"