Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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You need a knife to get in the box.

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The baby has a soul.

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He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.