What do you call a voucher for complimentary Chipotle?

free coli

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.