What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.