What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !