What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore