Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?

Shocklate.

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it