How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :