What do you call an uncertain insect today?

A May bee.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."