Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB