Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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What's a blonde's favourite wine?

A: "Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

What do you call an uncertain insect today?

A May bee.

Ayy Jokes More Ayy Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas