Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team?

A'szzzz

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

Ayy Jokes More Ayy Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas