What do you call bears with no ears?

B

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

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What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.