Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

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I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

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The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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They'd get caught in the chain.

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.