Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Disoriental

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.