How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

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What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)