How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!