What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

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Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!