What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.