What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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Why is turtle wax so expensive?

because turtles have such small ears

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle