What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!