How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.