What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.