What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.