What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

Who invented mince?

A leper playing guitar.

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How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"