What do you call the Scottish dentist ?

Phil McCavity !

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.