What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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What's another name for pickled bread?

Answer: Dill-dough.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.