Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

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What is Russia's current Anthem?

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What do you call a journalist in Russia?

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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Tsarbucks