What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.